Note to friends on this sunny pre cinco de mayo weekday, see you in a few:
#1 (4:30pm) Get out of work relatively early, it’s Friday and it’s fucking hot. No need to be sticking to my leather work chair on a glorious day like this. You’re better than that.
#2 (5pm) - Catch a LYFT home. i can’t help myself. It’s like I’m hoarding but hoarding lifts from drivers that I’m paying top dollar for. It’s connected to my bank account and the whole no money exchanged thing makes me feel like it’s just nice people driving me home for free. But again, it’s Friday. Treat yo’self.
#3 (5:30pm) - If we’re going to a block party with thousands of Financial District sales jocks and sexy secretaries in short summer time dresses, I need to make a quick pit stop by the house and look fresh as fuck. Nothing stands out more than a freshly ironed, sweat-less shirt and the aroma of fresh cologne amongst the sweaty scoundrels we’ll no doubt be weaving our selves through this afternoon.
#4 (6:00pm) Pick up who we need to on the way through, drop some of Pam’s placebo aderrals and make our way down to Aventine.
#5 (6:30pm) Cheers’ing with bitches on our arms.
#6 (6:34pm) Zekis.
Note: Stoop time can be inserted any time between #1 - #4 (4:30pm - 6pm),. We all got time for that.